1 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:16,366 Here comes a movie and, if it already looks a bit weird, 2 00:00:16,438 --> 00:00:19,536 then hang in there, because anyone can see it. 3 00:00:19,606 --> 00:00:22,572 Although you see my reflection, trust me, 4 00:00:22,644 --> 00:00:25,808 this film won't be worth a moment's reflection. 5 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:30,993 It's a comedy, and harmless as such. No preaching or swaying of opinion. 6 00:00:31,092 --> 00:00:37,484 Just a cozy time. So why not poke fun at artsy-fartsy culture? 7 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:43,598 So here we have a self-important out-of-work actor 8 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:49,991 who, by miraculous chance, got a job. A very special job. 9 00:00:53,775 --> 00:00:57,767 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 10 00:00:57,838 --> 00:01:00,041 I'm the company president, 11 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:04,200 I've given Mr, Ravn power of attorney to conclude the deal, 12 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:07,203 Hello again,,, "Optional," 13 00:01:07,885 --> 00:01:11,713 - Kristoffer? Butterflies? - No, 14 00:01:11,787 --> 00:01:17,221 Let's get this done, It's our non-disclosure agreement, 15 00:01:17,322 --> 00:01:21,925 You said you'd never written for the stage? 16 00:01:21,993 --> 00:01:27,688 May I ask why? This text is succinct and intense, 17 00:01:27,752 --> 00:01:32,509 - But it says far more than it says, - Really? 18 00:01:32,584 --> 00:01:36,379 I had hoped it would say as little as possible, 19 00:01:36,838 --> 00:01:41,311 The sanctions might seem drastic, but that's law for you, 20 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:45,504 The main thing is that you keep this a secret, 21 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,800 - Secret? - But you're used to that, 22 00:01:48,868 --> 00:01:55,032 You don't shoot someone on stage and tell the crowd: "I'm only acting," 23 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:57,310 I don't know, 24 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:04,151 That particular statement applies to many of Gambini's anti-characters, 25 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:08,698 - I'm your man, Ravn, - Great, You're playing the boss, 26 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,418 I'm in a bit of a pinch 27 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:16,025 because the real boss is,,, not accessible, 28 00:02:16,126 --> 00:02:20,185 We must act now, The Icelanders are so damn pushy, 29 00:02:20,254 --> 00:02:22,937 It won't take too long, 30 00:02:23,037 --> 00:02:27,771 so you'll be making quite a bundle, 31 00:02:27,868 --> 00:02:31,665 seeing as you're not working, Sign here, 32 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:36,561 I don't keep busy just to be busy, 33 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:41,967 - It's not illegal or anything! - Legal or illegal, I don't care, 34 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:47,571 I'm an actor, The character is my law, And the script is my court, 35 00:02:47,672 --> 00:02:51,282 Court? Let's pray it never gets that far, 36 00:02:54,231 --> 00:02:57,940 Excellent,,, Your money, 37 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:03,178 - What's that on your forehead? - Soot, 38 00:03:03,253 --> 00:03:08,140 I always rely on Gambini, You can't go wrong, 39 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:09,870 The Hanged Cat? 40 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:14,282 The chimney sweep's monologue from A Town without Chimneys, 41 00:03:14,388 --> 00:03:18,281 - You know it? - I only know Top Cat, 42 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:24,527 "I have traveled far, and with reluctance, to this town," 43 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:27,755 Our president doesn't have soot on his forehead, 44 00:03:27,856 --> 00:03:32,973 The things a character doesn't have define him more than what he has, 45 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:39,530 Theater begins to unfold itself at the point where it ends, 46 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,734 Don't make me nervous, Kristoffer, 47 00:03:45,805 --> 00:03:48,652 Let's keep it simple, 48 00:03:49,324 --> 00:03:54,276 I'll just endow my character with a small tribute to Gambini, 49 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:58,753 Fine! It won't make any difference, You're only the boss for a moment, 50 00:03:58,858 --> 00:04:03,746 Then there's the pauses,,, So vital to our understanding, 51 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:08,453 He could actually not say anything at all, 52 00:04:10,215 --> 00:04:13,085 You have to say what's on the page, 53 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:17,468 Otherwise, what's the point? Just what's on the page, 54 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:20,956 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 55 00:04:22,405 --> 00:04:26,431 I finally tracked him down, 56 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,507 This is Finnur,,, 57 00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:40,633 "Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president," 58 00:04:47,841 --> 00:04:51,637 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 59 00:04:57,791 --> 00:05:03,005 Yes, both you gents are indeed company presidents, 60 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:06,200 But for two different companies, 61 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,687 "Why do Danes talk so much? 62 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:25,910 "No wonder this country came to a halt intellectually 200 years ago, 63 00:05:29,305 --> 00:05:32,948 "They yak away or are drippingly sentimental, 64 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:35,665 "The rest of the time they giggle," 65 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:45,133 "Let's for God's sake get started, Mr, Ravn," 66 00:05:45,236 --> 00:05:47,603 Dear Mr, President - 67 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:51,694 and I'm referring to our own little president - 68 00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:55,822 We're happy just to have a president, 69 00:05:58,098 --> 00:06:01,164 I want to say the following,,, 70 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:06,731 Our president has requested to be kept out of the negotiations, 71 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,418 Did I get that right? 72 00:06:09,488 --> 00:06:12,782 The price is our top priority, 73 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:16,589 And we've already agreed on it, 74 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:25,220 I have,,, 75 00:06:26,412 --> 00:06:29,379 turned over,,, 76 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,982 power,,, 77 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:37,636 of attorney,,, 78 00:06:39,787 --> 00:06:43,081 to Mr,,,, 79 00:06:46,921 --> 00:06:48,829 Ravn, 80 00:06:53,095 --> 00:06:57,219 I'm sorry,,, I didn't quite get that, 81 00:06:57,287 --> 00:06:59,937 The pauses confused me, 82 00:07:00,006 --> 00:07:04,577 Would you mind repeating it a bit quicker? 83 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:10,079 I have turned over power of attorney to Mr, Ravn, 84 00:07:15,491 --> 00:07:20,346 Once our president's mind is made up, no amount of ruckus can change it, 85 00:07:21,763 --> 00:07:23,453 Mr, President,,, 86 00:07:23,522 --> 00:07:29,533 All these presidents! Should we call ours "the Danish president"? 87 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:34,397 Icelandic or Danish,,, Same thing! 88 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:39,513 - 400 jolly years under Icelandic rule, - It was the other way round, 89 00:07:41,278 --> 00:07:43,830 It sure as hell didn't feel that way to us, 90 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:45,275 No, 91 00:07:49,725 --> 00:07:53,236 Well, I better get back to the States, 92 00:07:55,931 --> 00:08:00,720 Just because I'll sign on the 12th doesn't make it less fun, 93 00:08:08,985 --> 00:08:13,457 "You fucking Danes aren't getting off that lightly, 94 00:08:15,064 --> 00:08:17,845 "It's all talk, fucking slave drivers! 95 00:08:22,774 --> 00:08:26,832 "Fortunately the sagas left us these wise words: 96 00:08:26,901 --> 00:08:31,024 "He who deals with stooges deals with nobody," 97 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:36,232 - Goodbye, - Finnur! 98 00:08:41,778 --> 00:08:44,592 "I insist that the president 99 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:48,454 "deal with me on the 12th, Not his stooge, 100 00:08:53,168 --> 00:08:57,989 "He'll have to stay home that week or there's no deal, 101 00:08:58,063 --> 00:09:00,877 "You'll be hearing from my lawyer," 102 00:09:00,942 --> 00:09:03,909 Bye then,,, "Optional," 103 00:09:08,077 --> 00:09:12,615 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 104 00:09:20,171 --> 00:09:23,618 Shit! They weren't supposed to see you, 105 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:29,733 - Word will spread like wildfire, - They could tell I wasn't for real, 106 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:34,785 - They had no time to tell Finnur,,, - That's not the problem, 107 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:39,427 They looked shocked because they thought you were the real president, 108 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:43,359 Well, I did play him well, 109 00:09:43,463 --> 00:09:47,236 Although you didn't give me much to work with, 110 00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:49,189 If the performance is topnotch 111 00:09:49,253 --> 00:09:53,824 physical resemblance has less significance, 112 00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:58,942 The physical resemblance with their president of ten years is irrelevant, 113 00:10:01,859 --> 00:10:05,207 They've never seen him, 114 00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:10,011 - Never seen him? - No, 115 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:14,334 - I don't quite get it, - If I wasn't such a wuss, 116 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:19,003 Companies need presidents, I didn't have it in me, 117 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:22,931 I couldn't see myself as one, 118 00:10:23,006 --> 00:10:28,854 So when I started the company I told them I was an employee, 119 00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:33,398 That the president was tending to his companies and lived in the States, 120 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:39,641 I know it's strange and suspicious, A boss that I invented, Kristoffer, 121 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,830 It was fine as long as no one wanted to talk to him, 122 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:49,745 Then that fucking Icelander came along, They don't trust anyone, 123 00:10:50,872 --> 00:10:54,767 Strange,,, They called Gambini strange too, 124 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,727 Look,,, I told you I was your man, 125 00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:04,370 I am,,, And not just any man, I'm an actor, 126 00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:08,780 That's exactly what you need to make your world work, 127 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:17,170 - It's only a week, I'll write a contract, - No need, 128 00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:19,023 It's a hobby of mine, 129 00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:25,166 This deal is vital to the company, The slightest doubt,,, 130 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:30,448 I have considerable training in sensing doubt in the minds of my audience, 131 00:11:30,513 --> 00:11:37,320 - You'll have to meet the staff, - Being seen is part of the job, 132 00:11:39,087 --> 00:11:43,821 - If you talk, I'll slaughter you! - Stop fussing, 133 00:11:47,949 --> 00:11:52,683 Heidi A,? Would you get the six seniors together? 134 00:11:52,748 --> 00:11:56,392 I want you to meet someone special, 135 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,427 They're the six I started out with, 136 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:12,165 Here at last,,, The boss of it all, 137 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:22,209 He took a week out of his schedule to be with us in Denmark, 138 00:12:22,311 --> 00:12:27,328 Probably because deep down inside he's,,, Danish, 139 00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:32,833 And perhaps he feels he has,,, 140 00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:38,018 maybe not abandoned, but neglected our little branch, 141 00:12:38,116 --> 00:12:42,173 Yes, that's understandable, 142 00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:46,619 That's understandable, 143 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,536 Yes, that is understandable, 144 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:53,177 So there's lots for you to talk about, 145 00:12:56,191 --> 00:13:01,788 I guess I'll stick my tail between my legs, as they say,,, 146 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,755 and scoot on back to my office, 147 00:13:17,371 --> 00:13:20,338 Any questions? 148 00:13:20,411 --> 00:13:23,542 What's your name? 149 00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:26,676 - My name? - Yes, 150 00:13:26,778 --> 00:13:32,079 No one's ever called you anything but "the boss of it all," 151 00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:37,683 Some of the girls had the honor of getting emails with specific details, 152 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:43,085 Let me make it clear that it's been at random, 153 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:47,313 who I needed to write directly to over the years, 154 00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:50,261 There's no personal preference there, 155 00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:54,699 Holy smoke,,, One does have to be careful, 156 00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:58,994 - His name is Svend, - Svend E, 157 00:13:59,091 --> 00:14:03,695 That's what my emails said, What does the E stand for? 158 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:09,005 Didn't I write that? Ravn didn't say? 159 00:14:09,105 --> 00:14:12,650 For ten years? Never, ever?! 160 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:18,416 That's good news, Because that means,,, 161 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,919 I can tell you that I have a name I'm very partial to,,, 162 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:26,601 and proud of, 163 00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:29,549 Ecker,,, 164 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:34,762 Eckersberg,,, Svend Eckersberg, 165 00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:42,153 - And what should I call you? - Gorm wants to call you Svend, 166 00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:45,828 Gorm may call me whatever he likes, 167 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:50,304 Gorm may even call me Kristoffer, if he likes, 168 00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:53,757 Why should he call you Kristoffer? 169 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:58,087 No, why on earth should he? Why in the world should he? 170 00:14:58,151 --> 00:15:01,860 - By all means, call me Svend, - OK, Svend, 171 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:05,025 I'd like to say one thing, 172 00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:09,217 - Autumn in the country is muggy, - Gorm, don't, 173 00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:12,612 Real muggy! I want you to know that, 174 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:18,143 People generally think autumn has a freshness to it, 175 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:22,561 No, Gorm! 176 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:29,694 - Are you done now? Huh?! - Everything's cool, 177 00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:33,209 - Are you done? - Yeah, Sorry, sorry, 178 00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:36,727 Everything is perfectly fine, 179 00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:43,290 Stop it! 180 00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:49,370 Boy, that's nasty, 181 00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:54,234 I'm afraid you'll have to apologize, 182 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:57,464 Should I apologize to him?! 183 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,252 Don't forget the tech conference tomorrow, 184 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:04,980 Tech conference,,, 185 00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:15,988 Ravn,,, They're all completely insane, 186 00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:20,463 - We need to talk, - On neutral ground! I'll call you, 187 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:25,174 OK, 188 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:33,872 If my character's name is Svend, for example, 189 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:36,461 then I'd like to know, 190 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:40,361 - I just want to be in the loop, - Sure, 191 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,369 The names didn't really matter, 192 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:48,461 Gorm is a country boy, He sometimes suffers from rural depression, 193 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:53,806 - But he's a wizard with Brooker 5, - What the hell is that? 194 00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:58,247 Our flagship, our biggest seller, That's what we started out with, 195 00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:05,581 My character doesn't like when they cry, shout or hit, 196 00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:10,380 My personal space has been violated, 197 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:15,114 I must insist on control, They must be subdued, 198 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:19,074 The six seniors can be a bit of a hassle, 199 00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:22,048 They're the creative bunch in the firm, 200 00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:27,174 I don't know about the psychology of actors, but I imagine it's similar, 201 00:17:27,243 --> 00:17:31,998 So things are that bad? 202 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:36,415 I love them dearly, Although they have knocked me around a bit, 203 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,620 It can't be as bad as Slagelse in 1992, 204 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:44,292 Though I did talk the women ticket holders down after the show, 205 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:49,726 I didn't know Slagelse had a theater, And they didn't, artistically speaking, 206 00:17:55,620 --> 00:18:00,322 - What's wrong? What was that? - My mournful and remote look, 207 00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:05,374 - It must terrify people, - Yes, it's effective, 208 00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:09,785 The six seniors were more feisty than I'd expected, 209 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,607 This tech conference sounds ominous, 210 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:18,074 Tell me about what you do, so I can learn the lingo, 211 00:18:18,144 --> 00:18:20,794 IT, 212 00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:25,467 That's impossible to grasp! I don't stand a chance, 213 00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:31,547 Good thing you're such a good actor, 214 00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:36,827 You're prepared now, Subdue them, take control, 215 00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:39,029 All right? 216 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:54,773 Wow,,, 217 00:18:55,641 --> 00:19:00,212 It's quite a shocker when the copy machine starts, 218 00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:06,412 Luckily it's not that often, Only a thousand times a day, 219 00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:20,137 How's the weather out in the country today? 220 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,908 Well, let's just assume 221 00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:30,095 that it's wintry like it is throughout the country, 222 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:36,905 Looking for your office? 223 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:43,334 I figured the office would be a safer bet than the corridors, 224 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,115 Safer? What do you mean? 225 00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:51,492 So people can find me, Since I'm here rather seldom, 226 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:56,355 So you want to see them? I told them to wait, I'll pass it on, 227 00:19:56,461 --> 00:20:01,162 - Thanks, - Jokumsen is waiting outside, 228 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:04,161 I don't know how he found out you were here, 229 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:08,128 It's the deficiency list for the DB 7 patch, 230 00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:13,024 I doubt if he's lightened up since he last complained, 231 00:20:13,097 --> 00:20:16,446 Should we push Jokumsen till after the tech conference? 232 00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:29,757 Sorry, He's acted as our boss when the boss wasn't here, 233 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,895 We start off with the management's visions, 234 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,957 I'd like to hear more about the visions, 235 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:40,922 I studied the old corporate philosophy, 236 00:20:41,028 --> 00:20:48,578 And, as such, certain technical and strategic measures seem most unclear, 237 00:20:55,457 --> 00:21:01,849 Transaction hierarchy,,, Why not? The 80:20 rule, Agile development, 238 00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:05,628 That's just a minor part of the terms necessary 239 00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:08,825 to define IT at an acceptable level, 240 00:21:08,927 --> 00:21:11,316 Aside from those fucking terms, 241 00:21:11,391 --> 00:21:15,644 what's the boss' definition of transaction hierarchy? 242 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:21,371 And the 80:20 rule? Maybe I dozed off, but what is it? 243 00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:26,737 "Agile development" is defined in seven or eight different ways, 244 00:21:26,843 --> 00:21:29,428 How would you define it? 245 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:48,717 Define,,, "Dictate," I'm tempted to say, 246 00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:53,231 There is a very fine line between defining and dictating, 247 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:59,213 And it all boils down to whether the boss wants to dictate, 248 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:04,552 Or rather whether the boss has any idea what we do in this company, 249 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:09,613 Or whether you have any idea what we do at this company, 250 00:22:09,714 --> 00:22:13,838 - I should certainly say so, - What, then? 251 00:22:13,906 --> 00:22:17,766 - What? - What we do? 252 00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:21,101 Didn't you prepare a presentation? What do we do? 253 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,284 - This and that, In general? - Yes, for example, 254 00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:29,350 Uhh,,, 255 00:22:29,422 --> 00:22:30,982 Uh,,, 256 00:22:31,054 --> 00:22:37,066 Hi, everyone, I just have a practical announcement, 257 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:41,769 Oh, Nalle,,, Such a pouty face, Come on, 258 00:22:43,147 --> 00:22:48,067 Upsy-daisy,,, and a big hug, 259 00:22:48,554 --> 00:22:52,777 What was the practical nature of your announcement, Ravn? 260 00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:00,094 The trip to Kullen is off, 261 00:23:03,336 --> 00:23:07,132 But we were going because we didn't go last year, 262 00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:13,021 Can anybody tell me,,, what,,, that,,,? 263 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:18,141 - Keep quiet, Spencer, - Work on it, 264 00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:21,594 I am afraid the decision came from above, 265 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:27,482 I know it reflects a hard policy about perks, 266 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:30,009 I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason, 267 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:35,198 The reason we're not going is because the boss of it all says so, 268 00:23:35,905 --> 00:23:40,312 "Because the boss of it all says so," That's a fucking old line, 269 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:44,955 Why don't the six of us just take our rights to Brooker 5 and leave? 270 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:49,594 - Be nice, Gorm, - But you're not nice to us, 271 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:54,931 We all agree we'd be far better off without the fucking boss of it all, 272 00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:59,609 Let's not dampen the good mood, It's my fault, And this conference 273 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:04,432 is not for debating whether the boss is a hard-ass or not, 274 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,801 Let's hear what Svend has to say, 275 00:24:11,162 --> 00:24:14,129 - Svend? - Come on, Svend! 276 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:32,687 We usually get the sales figures, though not at the tech conference, 277 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:36,205 Maybe you can give us an idea, if you've seen them, 278 00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:41,710 - Of course I have seen them, - So how do they look? 279 00:24:44,564 --> 00:24:48,043 They're shit, 280 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:57,383 Now it's finally out, They're shit, 281 00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:59,464 They're piss, 282 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:01,805 They're pig swill, 283 00:25:01,872 --> 00:25:05,068 We need to turn this ship round! 284 00:25:05,168 --> 00:25:07,786 Those figures had better look completely different, 285 00:25:07,887 --> 00:25:12,142 - Now it's out in the open, - There, Mette, 286 00:25:12,239 --> 00:25:15,336 But the figures look fine in your mails, 287 00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,893 Did Mette say they were fine? 288 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:21,958 All I can say, Mette, 289 00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:24,745 is that they aren't good enough, 290 00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:28,388 Far, far from it, Mette, 291 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:36,992 - Now poor Mette is crying again, - There, Mette, 292 00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:39,934 They're just numbers, 293 00:25:46,952 --> 00:25:52,253 They are lined up outside, You want to see Lise and Spencer, or Jokumsen? 294 00:25:52,358 --> 00:25:56,962 Anyone but Jokumsen, His complaint seems legitimate, 295 00:25:59,173 --> 00:26:04,474 - Lise is our HR representative, - Sure, why not? 296 00:26:04,548 --> 00:26:09,915 - Spencer has something to say, - We will work longer,,, 297 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,849 - No longer, - No longer, 298 00:26:13,954 --> 00:26:20,215 We will no longer accept thighs,,, 299 00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,492 - These, - ,,,working conditions, 300 00:26:22,592 --> 00:26:26,553 It's easier for me to say it when you can't say it properly, 301 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,892 He means "working conditions," 302 00:26:28,991 --> 00:26:33,181 Our working conditions are dreadful, So is the personnel policy, 303 00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:38,875 Other companies have perks, Here's a list, 304 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:42,869 Would you mind leaving, Heidi? 305 00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:45,558 All the way out, 306 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:51,061 So you are affiliated with certain biker circles, 307 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:54,478 I would be naive to think 308 00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:58,033 their racket is limited to small shopkeepers, 309 00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:01,520 With the Hell's Angels up your sleeve, 310 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:07,636 your demands require a different approach, But keep quiet about it, 311 00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:16,399 HR, HR, 312 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:20,495 Human Resources, You've been in the States so long, 313 00:27:20,565 --> 00:27:25,834 you can't remember what it means, I'll look it up for you in English, 314 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,914 You can tell me, 315 00:27:30,802 --> 00:27:33,519 You can fess up, 316 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:39,334 I discussed it with the others, We think you have a credibility problem, 317 00:27:42,257 --> 00:27:46,412 Your personality gives you away, 318 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,163 You're not who you pretend to be, 319 00:27:51,215 --> 00:27:53,222 I think you should come clean, 320 00:27:56,686 --> 00:28:01,770 You think that's a wise thing to do at this point? 321 00:28:01,837 --> 00:28:04,804 - You think so? - Yes, 322 00:28:05,804 --> 00:28:09,632 It wouldn't change much, You're so transparent, 323 00:28:09,707 --> 00:28:12,870 All your lines really lack cred, 324 00:28:12,970 --> 00:28:16,352 It's lousy acting from start to finish, 325 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,668 My lines lack cred? 326 00:28:22,761 --> 00:28:27,845 You are too much! Let's not forget "lousy acting," 327 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:31,108 That's when audiences are shook up, 328 00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:34,817 Don't they get that the point of comedy nowadays 329 00:28:34,918 --> 00:28:37,918 is to reveal the comedy? 330 00:28:37,989 --> 00:28:41,950 Disaster has already struck, It's all in the aftermath, 331 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:47,682 People just want things to be credible and natural, Give me a fucking break! 332 00:28:47,747 --> 00:28:50,431 - You have a credibility problem, - No, I don't, 333 00:28:50,531 --> 00:28:52,702 - Yes, you do, - No, I don't, 334 00:28:54,563 --> 00:28:59,198 I don't know much about you, but I know what you aren't, 335 00:28:59,937 --> 00:29:04,858 Then tell me what I'm not, for fuck's sake! 336 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,935 Gay, 337 00:29:08,864 --> 00:29:10,871 - Gay? - Yes, gay, 338 00:29:11,743 --> 00:29:16,314 It's not so much that you try to make me think you're gay, 339 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:21,815 but you also pretend to be oblivious to IT, management, 340 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:25,909 and even Human Resources, Hell's Angels, Honestly! 341 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:30,551 Of course you're an expert, otherwise you would never have made it this big, 342 00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:32,823 - Am I right? - Yeah, 343 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:37,847 Why would you think I was gay? 344 00:29:38,649 --> 00:29:42,642 All those emails you sent me, distancing yourself from me, 345 00:29:42,745 --> 00:29:47,501 - And you got Ravn to plant the idea, - What pleasure would I get from that? 346 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:53,325 The same you get from looking like a complete jackass, professionally, 347 00:29:53,431 --> 00:29:57,489 To seem interesting or make us feel sorry for you, 348 00:29:58,518 --> 00:30:01,299 You hit home with that one, 349 00:30:01,365 --> 00:30:08,467 The thing about pretending to be completely oblivious to IT, 350 00:30:08,532 --> 00:30:12,492 it was a bit naive, I admit, 351 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:16,817 - But I am gay, - You don't seem gay at all, 352 00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:22,063 That's how some of us are, And it's not to win you over, 353 00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:25,326 Sorry about that, 354 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:28,554 I've been a cornholer since birth, 355 00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,076 There is no explanation for it, 356 00:30:31,183 --> 00:30:34,859 But rather a poop pusher than a dry old stick, 357 00:30:38,222 --> 00:30:41,898 I can explain why you've always gone for men, 358 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,976 You haven't met the right woman yet, 359 00:30:58,506 --> 00:31:01,440 On neutral ground, ASAP, 360 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:11,389 I'm exhausted, fumbling in the dark, No control whatsoever, 361 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:15,968 It would be easier if I knew what I had said or written in my past, 362 00:31:16,038 --> 00:31:20,227 I mean, gay! You could have told me, 363 00:31:21,189 --> 00:31:24,450 - Dammit, Ravn! - You're right, 364 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:27,234 But only Lise's president is gay, 365 00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:30,882 You told them different things?! 366 00:31:34,595 --> 00:31:36,961 I hear you, 367 00:31:37,026 --> 00:31:41,150 - You told them different things? - I understand the question, 368 00:31:42,081 --> 00:31:44,285 Are you a complete idiot? 369 00:31:49,727 --> 00:31:51,702 It created a good vibe, 370 00:31:51,807 --> 00:31:57,785 Everyone felt he belonged to them, And in that sense, he did, 371 00:31:58,846 --> 00:32:04,148 - And that IT shit? I don't get it, - Me neither, 372 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:07,830 - You're doing great, - You think? 373 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:10,682 Stick it out a couple of more days, 374 00:32:10,747 --> 00:32:15,383 Take my advice, Kristoffer, Don't take it so seriously, 375 00:32:16,475 --> 00:32:21,143 All that stuff about controlling and subduing is probably fine, 376 00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:23,063 but it's easier not to, 377 00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:26,477 Make the audience do the work, 378 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,920 Then you won't feel so stressed out, 379 00:32:28,984 --> 00:32:32,594 Just say yes, When they come to you - "Yes," 380 00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:35,859 Maybe not so artistic, but it works, 381 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:40,747 Say yes! But that's improvisational theater, 382 00:32:40,822 --> 00:32:47,727 Like when some jackass gets it into his head he should put on a dress, 383 00:32:47,828 --> 00:32:53,294 and we all have to applaud it, Gambini didn't believe in it, 384 00:32:53,395 --> 00:32:58,380 To him, improvisation was just kowtowing to the parlor drama, 385 00:32:58,481 --> 00:33:03,467 Gambini was one of the first to see through lbsen, lbsen was a moron! 386 00:33:03,537 --> 00:33:07,148 Too prim to grab disaster by the throat, 387 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,702 Why not go straight to soap? 388 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:14,083 With all its sentimentality and fucking clich�s, 389 00:33:14,190 --> 00:33:18,762 "This is not adieu, but au revoir!" Or shit like that, It's bull, 390 00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:22,406 - It's bull, Bull, - Sure, 391 00:33:25,101 --> 00:33:27,719 Calm down, 392 00:33:27,821 --> 00:33:33,090 I'm sorry, You know best, It's your character and idea, 393 00:33:33,164 --> 00:33:36,741 And the idea is God, Even Hitler's, 394 00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:41,599 If you want improvisation and group theater, I'll give it to you, 395 00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:45,382 I'll say yes, until you choke on it, 396 00:33:46,697 --> 00:33:51,332 But not to Jokumsen, He has had a legitimate complaint for six years, 397 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,839 - Why didn't he come six years ago? - He did, 398 00:33:55,943 --> 00:33:59,902 But the boss of it all wasn't in that day, 399 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:05,731 - Oh, I see, - And about those IT terms? 400 00:34:05,829 --> 00:34:10,171 When they say "outsourcing," they mean "offshoring," 401 00:34:10,244 --> 00:34:12,512 Piece of cake, 402 00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:23,929 The cLib module performance issues are more extensive than we thought, 403 00:34:24,002 --> 00:34:26,968 Bottlenecks throughout the system, 404 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,684 We should put far more validations client-side, 405 00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:35,901 Outsourcing is very tempting, but as the cLib module,,, 406 00:34:35,968 --> 00:34:37,941 Excuse me, 407 00:34:38,974 --> 00:34:41,843 You mean offshoring, 408 00:34:45,405 --> 00:34:49,234 You said outsourcing, but you mean offshoring, 409 00:34:49,948 --> 00:34:52,915 Of course, Thank you, Svend, 410 00:34:56,603 --> 00:35:02,036 What does the boss of it all say? Do Nalle and Mette get a green light? 411 00:35:02,106 --> 00:35:06,839 - You mean yes or no? - I think I can answer that, 412 00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:10,581 We all can, "A third cheaper and we go ahead," 413 00:35:11,992 --> 00:35:15,886 - Is Nalle right in his assumption? - Yes, 414 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,779 The boss of it all has spoken, 415 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,852 You just had to take Nalle down a peg, 416 00:35:25,397 --> 00:35:30,731 Rap his knuckles with everyone watching, You're a real bastard, 417 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:32,974 Yes, 418 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:40,589 Upsy-daisy, And a big hug, 419 00:35:40,658 --> 00:35:46,156 Cute, right? Like a little baby, No, wait, babies mean procreation, 420 00:35:46,225 --> 00:35:49,999 and that entails screwing members of the opposite sex, 421 00:35:57,070 --> 00:36:02,471 If you have any questions or requests of me, 422 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,858 then the answer might be yes, 423 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:11,403 Is there anything I can say? Or that anyone can say? 424 00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:15,719 They might say yes, 425 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,721 Or yes, yes, yes, 426 00:36:26,537 --> 00:36:30,529 - I've had it, Svend, You read me? - Yes, 427 00:36:30,632 --> 00:36:34,144 You better! All your gay crap, 428 00:36:34,215 --> 00:36:38,557 - I know when a man lusts after me, - Yes, 429 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:42,459 - You're such a tease, - Yes, 430 00:36:43,653 --> 00:36:49,348 All those emails, "Be nice to Ravn, Lise, Take care of Ravn," 431 00:36:49,412 --> 00:36:52,609 - They were meant to get me going, - Yes, 432 00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:58,304 That faggy farce is all very well, but there are better fish to fry, 433 00:36:59,362 --> 00:37:01,980 - Fine by me, - Yes, 434 00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:06,847 - As long as you're in control, right? - Yes, 435 00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:13,045 Right here, right now, The sooner the better, 436 00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:18,037 - You male chauvinist pig, - Yes, 437 00:37:19,455 --> 00:37:24,756 There will be no fucking till you get a proper blow-job, 438 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:38,931 And now, over the desk I go, That's just the way it is, 439 00:37:39,002 --> 00:37:41,206 - Yes, - Right? 440 00:37:42,171 --> 00:37:46,958 You like it best when I have no say in the matter, 441 00:37:57,303 --> 00:38:01,077 Don't let it confuse you, but I have two holes, 442 00:38:02,358 --> 00:38:03,884 - Yes, - Right, 443 00:38:08,629 --> 00:38:12,337 So that's why they call you the boss of it all, 444 00:38:15,924 --> 00:38:18,738 - You are a bastard, - Yes, 445 00:38:19,859 --> 00:38:22,248 - Yes, - Yes, yes, yes, 446 00:38:22,323 --> 00:38:24,907 Is that all you can say?! 447 00:38:27,696 --> 00:38:32,911 - Are you familiar with Gambini? - Who? 448 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:45,317 You look tired, 449 00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:50,473 I told Jokumsen he couldn't see you today, 450 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:54,500 I told him to try again next week, Hope that's all right, 451 00:38:54,604 --> 00:38:59,688 - That's fine, 'cause I won't be here, - Are you leaving again? 452 00:39:01,354 --> 00:39:06,274 By the way, thanks for all your greetings from round the world, 453 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,157 They meant a lot to me, 454 00:39:10,536 --> 00:39:13,535 And I've replied to all of them, 455 00:39:14,824 --> 00:39:16,831 Apart from one, 456 00:39:18,759 --> 00:39:20,385 Yes, 457 00:39:20,455 --> 00:39:22,462 Yes, that's right, 458 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:26,404 There was one you didn't reply to, 459 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,187 Why didn't you? 460 00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:33,953 - You want to talk about it now? - I'm here now, 461 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,028 That's true, 462 00:39:39,619 --> 00:39:43,579 You're always making jokes about everything, 463 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:50,425 Sometimes it confuses me, I can't tell if you are joking, 464 00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:53,343 Why would you think it was a joke? 465 00:39:54,495 --> 00:39:57,462 It could hardly be anything else, 466 00:39:58,976 --> 00:40:03,066 If it hadn't been a joke, what would you have said? 467 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:09,333 I think you know, 468 00:40:09,405 --> 00:40:12,753 No, That's why I am asking, 469 00:40:12,861 --> 00:40:14,999 - If it wasn't a joke,,, - Yes, 470 00:40:17,659 --> 00:40:19,601 ,,,I would have said yes, 471 00:40:20,571 --> 00:40:24,182 That's nuts, seeing as we hardly know each other, 472 00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:35,124 You don't seem thrilled about my yes, 473 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,018 Sorry, How stupid of me, 474 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,243 This is embarrassing, 475 00:40:44,566 --> 00:40:46,769 That's why I didn't reply, 476 00:40:47,733 --> 00:40:50,450 Of course it was a joke, 477 00:40:51,445 --> 00:40:54,127 Yes, and it's funny, 478 00:40:54,195 --> 00:40:57,359 I'm so stupid, I thought you meant it, 479 00:40:57,459 --> 00:40:59,848 Sorry, I'm going all red, 480 00:41:01,011 --> 00:41:03,215 I think that,,, 481 00:41:06,322 --> 00:41:10,281 it's great that you would have said yes, 482 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:15,758 Not everyone would, I respect you for it, 483 00:41:15,856 --> 00:41:21,768 My goodness, Great, Can we just forget about it? 484 00:41:21,838 --> 00:41:26,988 I can't believe I was so ambiguous that you were in doubt, 485 00:41:27,822 --> 00:41:30,888 It's not like me, It's not in character, 486 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:35,364 Sometimes we ask questions in jest that we'd like an answer to, 487 00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:37,737 in case we ever ask for real, 488 00:41:38,571 --> 00:41:42,979 I just thought there were real feelings there, 489 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,057 Come on! 490 00:41:46,314 --> 00:41:50,591 You think I'd cover my bets like that? 491 00:41:50,665 --> 00:41:54,145 And fish for an answer out of fear? 492 00:41:54,249 --> 00:41:58,754 Does that sound like the boss of it all? 493 00:41:58,855 --> 00:42:03,229 A man is a man, a word is a word, and a boss is a goddamn boss, 494 00:42:03,335 --> 00:42:06,979 I didn't build an empire by farting around like that, 495 00:42:07,078 --> 00:42:10,143 Heidi A, I remember that mail clearly, 496 00:42:10,245 --> 00:42:14,783 If you ask me whether I meant it, the answer is yes, 497 00:42:14,884 --> 00:42:17,982 And the question still stands, 498 00:42:18,084 --> 00:42:19,742 - Damn right! - Oh, 499 00:42:19,843 --> 00:42:21,370 "Oh" is right, 500 00:42:21,476 --> 00:42:25,020 - I'm so happy, - If you're happy, I'm happy, 501 00:42:25,121 --> 00:42:28,470 It wasn't just to keep me from quitting? 502 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:33,302 Of course not, What does that have to do with it? 503 00:42:33,377 --> 00:42:37,499 And I didn't quit, I stayed with you, 504 00:42:38,591 --> 00:42:43,380 - You did, - Mainly because of your email, 505 00:42:44,511 --> 00:42:50,706 Yes, and I think it's time to knock off, even for the boss, 506 00:42:51,613 --> 00:42:57,013 I'm glad we got that little matter sorted to our mutual satisfaction, 507 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:03,833 You look like something is bugging you again, 508 00:43:07,098 --> 00:43:11,920 - Everything will be fine, - I'm just so happy you meant it, 509 00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:16,214 Especially considering how little you know about me, 510 00:43:16,312 --> 00:43:20,206 Isn't there anything you'd like to ask me? 511 00:43:20,311 --> 00:43:23,213 Of course there is, Heidi A, 512 00:43:25,622 --> 00:43:29,451 What does the A stand for? Not that it matters, 513 00:43:29,526 --> 00:43:33,137 No, because now it'll be Heidi E, 514 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,417 Heidi Eckersberg, 515 00:43:41,107 --> 00:43:43,081 All right, then, 516 00:43:50,448 --> 00:43:54,758 Oh, no! Just as things were working out. Why this break? 517 00:43:54,864 --> 00:43:58,693 Not to mention this primitive, pointless Z O O M? 518 00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:02,345 I declare, no comedy without breaks. 519 00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:06,059 Vitamins must be injected, however reluctant we are. 520 00:44:06,126 --> 00:44:09,028 And who likes being the doctor with his syringe, 521 00:44:09,134 --> 00:44:14,185 interrupting a child's play? You're right. Yours truly. 522 00:44:14,253 --> 00:44:20,034 And I hereby feel obliged to introduce a new character. 523 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:32,511 The boss is horny as hell, 524 00:44:32,617 --> 00:44:36,708 There's probably still a slight trace 525 00:44:37,736 --> 00:44:40,288 of homophilia in his dong, 526 00:44:40,359 --> 00:44:43,970 The boss will be right with you, 527 00:44:46,406 --> 00:44:49,821 How was the cred in that line, toots? 528 00:44:49,926 --> 00:44:52,195 Not bad, "toots," 529 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:57,310 - Kisser! You don't work with IT, - The same goes for you, 530 00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:01,466 I don't remember you looking this happy, 531 00:45:01,571 --> 00:45:05,148 But we were only married for 5 years, Or was it 50? 532 00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:13,083 Were you ever happy? Yes, when drooling over that Gambini jerk, 533 00:45:13,153 --> 00:45:17,244 A hoax nobody's ever heard of, 534 00:45:17,313 --> 00:45:21,719 A hoax in seven-league boots, With Gambini, disaster has already struck, 535 00:45:21,791 --> 00:45:28,664 A one-act play, three hours long! The Chimney Sweep's Monologue! 536 00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:33,620 Too much Christmas Carol for my taste, 537 00:45:33,725 --> 00:45:38,994 - No wonder I couldn't stand you, - I couldn't stand you, either, 538 00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:43,667 - Why not? - Peanuts, 539 00:45:45,082 --> 00:45:49,904 You ate them with the shells on, They only do that in cartoons, 540 00:45:49,977 --> 00:45:56,337 It drove me crazy! I bet you're here to get something, 541 00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,181 - Come to win me back? - I don't want you back, 542 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:04,850 For something else, then, You're so damned efficient, 543 00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:11,500 I bet you graduated even before you started, And got promoted, 544 00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:15,151 I'm Finnur Sigurdsson's attorney, 545 00:46:15,221 --> 00:46:16,846 Wow, capitalism! 546 00:46:18,164 --> 00:46:22,091 Weren't you going to use your degree to fight it? 547 00:46:22,194 --> 00:46:24,365 Yes, I believe I was, 548 00:46:25,459 --> 00:46:28,273 Finnur mentioned me, but you forgot, 549 00:46:28,338 --> 00:46:34,053 Life is a dogma film, It's hard to hear, but the words are still important, 550 00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:37,925 I'm here to assess the likelihood of the president's presence tomorrow, 551 00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:41,926 at the sales talks with my client, 552 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:46,220 So far, I have my doubts, All I know is you're not him, 553 00:46:46,318 --> 00:46:49,863 Why couldn't I? Why couldn't I be the boss of it all? 554 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:53,795 Like the chimney sweep from The Town without Chimneys? 555 00:46:53,901 --> 00:46:58,886 - Always with soot on his forehead, - Maybe you were wrong, 556 00:47:00,299 --> 00:47:04,161 Maybe there is more to me than you saw back then, 557 00:47:04,267 --> 00:47:06,242 Yes, 558 00:47:08,811 --> 00:47:12,192 - But there isn't, is there? - No, 559 00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:17,951 Not according to what they teach at law school, 560 00:47:18,057 --> 00:47:20,806 What we learnt was more tangible, 561 00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:24,732 Is that really the president, or isn't he the president? 562 00:47:24,806 --> 00:47:27,773 All right, I'm a stand-in, 563 00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:32,123 My lips are sealed, I signed a non-disclosure agreement, 564 00:47:32,229 --> 00:47:35,011 A non-disclosure with old Ravn? 565 00:47:35,109 --> 00:47:37,279 Dammit, Kristoffer! 566 00:47:39,139 --> 00:47:43,874 He's really got you by the balls, He's a whiz with contracts, 567 00:47:45,219 --> 00:47:48,414 Are you going to blow the whistle on me? 568 00:47:48,481 --> 00:47:54,678 Then I'd have done it ten years ago when you started acting,,, toots, 569 00:47:55,969 --> 00:47:59,481 - But I see you love the part, - I am good at it, 570 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:05,082 Seems so, And parts for you don't exactly grow on trees, 571 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:08,957 And it goes against your convictions to check things thoroughly, 572 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:14,803 - All you want is attention, - I keep these IT nerds in check, 573 00:48:14,877 --> 00:48:19,480 So that the rightful owner can do business, 574 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:25,046 In law we say, "Too stupid for words," And that's you, if you believe Ravn, 575 00:48:25,115 --> 00:48:28,278 Ravn is all right, We get along fine, 576 00:48:28,346 --> 00:48:33,080 He loves his staff, but lacks the strength to be the boss, 577 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,599 He's a wuss, but not malicious, 578 00:48:35,673 --> 00:48:40,941 Not unless he exploits the system to drive his staff to the utmost, 579 00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:47,212 By blaming all the shit on this boss you can appear likable and noble, 580 00:48:47,319 --> 00:48:51,627 - Why do you care? - I don't, 581 00:48:53,717 --> 00:48:57,645 But once I saw a shred of decency in you, 582 00:48:57,717 --> 00:49:01,840 You're not as bad as you'd like to be, Kristoffer, 583 00:49:01,908 --> 00:49:06,282 You almost looked like you considered the moral aspects, 584 00:49:06,355 --> 00:49:11,242 All of Ravn's dealings benefit the company 585 00:49:11,314 --> 00:49:16,495 and thereby his staff, This is a good deal for their beloved workplace, 586 00:49:16,592 --> 00:49:21,578 Possibly, And since Ravn is as noble as you perceive him to be, 587 00:49:21,679 --> 00:49:26,665 I'm sure he has told his staff that their beloved workplace 588 00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:29,897 is the subject of tomorrow's deal, 589 00:49:31,982 --> 00:49:37,895 - Is Ravn selling the company? - Yes, Simple as that, 590 00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:51,487 No, you didn't, You didn't manipulate me, 591 00:49:51,594 --> 00:49:55,237 You've been quite the gentleman, 592 00:49:55,305 --> 00:50:01,055 Even when I almost quit to work for our worst competitor, 593 00:50:02,024 --> 00:50:05,253 You've laid into Ravn a few times, 594 00:50:05,352 --> 00:50:09,507 He's looked a bit sad after a phone call from you, 595 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:11,297 Well,,, 596 00:50:11,366 --> 00:50:15,326 I have to pop down,,, 597 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,730 to make some copies, 598 00:50:17,829 --> 00:50:20,577 Does anyone else feel manipulated? 599 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:24,604 Not me, but Gorm does, 600 00:50:24,707 --> 00:50:27,522 That was a serious blow, 601 00:50:27,619 --> 00:50:32,124 He took it hard when you overruled him on the Brooker platform issue, 602 00:50:32,225 --> 00:50:35,967 He'd spent two years on the other platform, 603 00:50:36,065 --> 00:50:41,661 How can you even dictate things concerning the Brooker? It's ours, 604 00:50:42,784 --> 00:50:46,492 Not me, but Nalle does, You were out of line, 605 00:50:46,591 --> 00:50:49,274 You told him he never came prepared, 606 00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:53,531 Then everyone started in on him, You knew he'd snap, 607 00:50:55,101 --> 00:50:58,613 Hi, Can I ask you a question in English? 608 00:50:58,684 --> 00:50:59,611 Danish, 609 00:50:59,676 --> 00:51:01,913 - Let's do it in English, - No, Danish, 610 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:09,174 You took away his Danish lessons so he couldn't gossip in the corridors, 611 00:51:09,242 --> 00:51:14,991 - Couldn't he just gossip in English? - Sure, but he didn't want to, 612 00:51:15,097 --> 00:51:19,799 And me,,, Not apart from making me see to Ravn, 613 00:51:19,896 --> 00:51:22,481 But that didn't benefit you, 614 00:51:24,087 --> 00:51:28,756 - What about Ravn? - Our cuddly teddy bear? 615 00:51:28,855 --> 00:51:33,327 You can't help loving him, Although he's pathetic at times, 616 00:51:34,165 --> 00:51:39,729 Maybe I shouldn't mention it, but his personal finances are a mess, 617 00:51:41,428 --> 00:51:45,322 - How do you know? - He said so, 618 00:51:45,396 --> 00:51:50,577 Mostly at first, Then we discussed it and decided to lend him 25,000 each, 619 00:51:50,642 --> 00:51:53,991 Not that it helped, 620 00:51:54,066 --> 00:51:58,124 - Why not? - He hasn't paid us back yet, 621 00:52:00,112 --> 00:52:04,868 - And there's Poor Mette, - Yeah, 622 00:52:04,944 --> 00:52:09,067 You know what happened after you sacked her husband? 623 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:14,315 - No, I don't think so, - He hung himself, 624 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:19,083 With a printer cable, He couldn't take being excluded, 625 00:52:19,148 --> 00:52:24,199 He begged to let him come back, Ravn told us about the letters he sent you, 626 00:52:27,307 --> 00:52:31,235 But we had nothing for the guy, 627 00:52:31,307 --> 00:52:35,016 No, that's life, 628 00:52:35,113 --> 00:52:39,618 - And now she's Poor Mette, - Where is she? 629 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:43,811 In the copy room, I guess, 630 00:52:43,912 --> 00:52:46,759 - Elisabeth, is the copier working? - Yes, 631 00:52:51,014 --> 00:52:51,810 There, 632 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:48,854 It's pure fantasy, There has to be some rumors, 633 00:53:48,923 --> 00:53:53,810 I deserve a bit of goodwill for starting the business, 634 00:53:53,881 --> 00:53:57,143 They didn't stake the 150,000, 635 00:53:57,209 --> 00:53:59,892 That's exactly what they did, 636 00:53:59,993 --> 00:54:05,294 They all lent you money, and you used it to start the company, 637 00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:13,036 - I know it looks a bit shady, - It sure does! 638 00:54:13,142 --> 00:54:18,989 I'm the director, you're just the actor, Ask your character if the pieces fit, 639 00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:22,889 I did, and I'm afraid they do, 640 00:54:23,892 --> 00:54:26,445 If I'm really such an asshole 641 00:54:26,547 --> 00:54:31,434 they're better off selling, so they're rid of me, 642 00:54:31,538 --> 00:54:35,564 We have to sign the power of attorney, 643 00:54:35,634 --> 00:54:39,627 I've stipulated a minimum price so you can't sell for less, 644 00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:44,103 Kristoffer shouldn't put one over on Svend by selling for a buck, 645 00:54:47,439 --> 00:54:51,083 - Don't I get to keep one? - If you insist, 646 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:54,119 I'm no better or worse than anyone else, 647 00:54:54,223 --> 00:54:57,669 - I'm not so sure, - I feel so misunderstood, 648 00:54:57,773 --> 00:55:01,318 I give and give, Do I get anything in return? 649 00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:04,867 Rarely, rarely, 650 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:09,029 254 million, Not exactly peanuts, 651 00:55:10,123 --> 00:55:13,024 Strindberg was misunderstood, too, 652 00:55:13,130 --> 00:55:16,064 People were always talking, 653 00:55:16,170 --> 00:55:19,366 They said he pushed his wife down the stairs, 654 00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:22,018 - And he didn't? - Sure, 655 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,665 But that doesn't make him any less of a writer, 656 00:55:40,229 --> 00:55:43,906 The account number is there, too, Very handy, 657 00:55:46,339 --> 00:55:49,186 So our Nordic friends won't have to lug that cash around, 658 00:55:52,738 --> 00:55:57,211 It's not the account number, It's the price, 659 00:55:57,825 --> 00:56:00,792 That should more than cover it, 660 00:56:03,585 --> 00:56:08,341 That's the estimated value of your company, sir, 661 00:56:08,447 --> 00:56:11,762 Shall we sign? 662 00:56:14,078 --> 00:56:16,150 There,,, 663 00:56:16,221 --> 00:56:19,516 May I draw your attention to 664 00:56:19,581 --> 00:56:23,409 a couple of places where I've simplified the text? 665 00:56:25,596 --> 00:56:28,792 The clause about the staff not staying on, 666 00:56:28,859 --> 00:56:31,509 Fine, I trust you completely, 667 00:56:34,747 --> 00:56:37,877 The staff will stay on, right? 668 00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:41,752 That's not what we agreed, 669 00:56:47,224 --> 00:56:52,308 We're not getting stuck with a bunch of fucking Danes, 670 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:56,684 Mr, Ravn is the only employee who will stay on, 671 00:57:01,269 --> 00:57:04,400 I also took out a couple of commas 672 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:09,421 on the transfer of the Brooker 5 patent from its owner, Mr, Ravn, 673 00:57:17,522 --> 00:57:21,896 What do the other rights holders get? 674 00:57:23,601 --> 00:57:25,487 Nothing, 675 00:57:26,767 --> 00:57:30,215 Mr, Ravn has the sole rights, 676 00:57:36,014 --> 00:57:40,355 The six seniors think they have rights, too, 677 00:57:40,461 --> 00:57:43,756 Emotionally, maybe, 678 00:57:43,853 --> 00:57:46,121 But legally, no, 679 00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:50,148 They worked on the program, but that was their job, 680 00:57:50,252 --> 00:57:53,120 Excuse me for a moment, 681 00:57:54,090 --> 00:57:57,887 Some fresh air might be good, 682 00:57:58,665 --> 00:58:03,552 It's all very touching, but you can't change anything, 683 00:58:03,656 --> 00:58:06,722 If I don't sell to Finnur, I'll find another buyer, 684 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:11,680 And you can't screw me by selling cheaper, Come on, 685 00:58:19,845 --> 00:58:24,001 - Mr, President, - All right, Let's seal the deal, 686 00:58:25,829 --> 00:58:28,195 About time, too, 687 00:58:32,451 --> 00:58:36,379 It's rather sad to have to part with all of this, 688 00:58:37,634 --> 00:58:42,586 But as Mr, Ravn knows, I'm a businessman at heart, 689 00:58:47,328 --> 00:58:50,775 Then let's get down to business, 690 00:58:54,590 --> 00:58:59,826 I have really grown fond of this place, 691 00:59:07,004 --> 00:59:10,997 It's been my stage for quite a few years now, 692 00:59:11,067 --> 00:59:16,663 Lovely thoughts, but it's history, We have some contracts to sign, 693 00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:19,924 Thanks, Ravn, Always so helpful, 694 00:59:19,993 --> 00:59:23,790 At your service, Sign right there, 695 00:59:23,865 --> 00:59:28,436 I'll move my finger so you can get on with it, 696 00:59:28,504 --> 00:59:33,587 Don't you agree, Mr, Finnur? Mr, Ravn is very helpful, 697 00:59:38,038 --> 00:59:41,812 I don't share your soppy Danish sentimentality, 698 00:59:44,436 --> 00:59:48,178 All that's left is to sign, 699 00:59:50,163 --> 00:59:54,570 A note to the lawyer who typed up the contract, 700 00:59:54,675 --> 01:00:01,548 Putting the page number in the middle of the wording is a bad idea, 701 01:00:01,618 --> 01:00:06,985 I don't know how you do things in Iceland,,, 702 01:00:08,337 --> 01:00:13,070 It's not the page number, It's the purchase price, 703 01:00:20,686 --> 01:00:26,467 My copy states the ridiculous sum of 254 million, 704 01:00:36,938 --> 01:00:39,971 That's what we agreed on, for fuck's sake, 705 01:00:40,073 --> 01:00:44,961 I can't sell my life's work for that, Surely you understand, 706 01:00:49,544 --> 01:00:54,846 How much does the president want for his company? 707 01:00:56,967 --> 01:01:01,853 - More than that, - How much more? 708 01:01:04,837 --> 01:01:07,291 50 cents, 709 01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:14,750 It's purely symbolic, 710 01:01:14,851 --> 01:01:18,974 As a businessman, I like to feel I have profited, 711 01:01:21,441 --> 01:01:26,044 We talk of free will, but we heed the machine within, 712 01:01:30,239 --> 01:01:33,436 The machine that wants gold, 713 01:01:33,535 --> 01:01:37,462 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 714 01:01:37,566 --> 01:01:39,224 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 715 01:01:39,454 --> 01:01:40,980 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 716 01:01:41,213 --> 01:01:42,326 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 717 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,056 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 718 01:01:44,253 --> 01:01:46,228 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 719 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:50,455 Sometimes a mere crumb can satisfy the hunger, 720 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:55,960 We'll have to retype the contracts, 721 01:01:56,058 --> 01:01:59,636 We can amend them by hand, 722 01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:10,099 I know it's a businessman's argument, 723 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,639 But, if I can get 50 cents more,,, 724 01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:18,256 then I can get 50 million, 725 01:02:21,109 --> 01:02:23,084 Mr, Finnur? 726 01:02:25,238 --> 01:02:27,211 Finnur! 727 01:02:51,983 --> 01:02:55,212 There it is! 728 01:02:55,310 --> 01:02:59,783 The Town without Chimneys, It's been there all the time, 729 01:02:59,886 --> 01:03:03,017 Everything comes together for an instant 730 01:03:03,118 --> 01:03:07,426 only to be blown to bits in a Gambinian explosion, 731 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:20,801 Sadly, the oft-mentioned Gambini did not pen our little comedy. 732 01:03:20,906 --> 01:03:27,103 His contempt would have distorted the genre beyond recognition. 733 01:03:27,176 --> 01:03:30,175 No, I obey the laws of the genre. 734 01:03:30,248 --> 01:03:36,128 However beautiful the sight of two men asking nothing of each other, 735 01:03:36,231 --> 01:03:40,092 we know there are men who demand things of each other. 736 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:45,434 And these demands must be met before we can leave the cinema 737 01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:50,461 and with a clear conscience forget everything we've seen. 738 01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:54,492 - Why the fuck didn't you sign?! - Shh, 739 01:03:54,595 --> 01:03:56,569 I understand your question, 740 01:03:56,642 --> 01:04:00,057 Oh, really? It's a lot of money, 741 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:03,129 You piss me off! 742 01:04:12,255 --> 01:04:16,532 - I'm sick of your moods, - You're firing them, 743 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:20,599 You neglected to say that, You're robbing them blind, 744 01:04:20,702 --> 01:04:26,233 Brooker 5, whatever that is, You piss me off, 745 01:04:31,069 --> 01:04:34,450 You're the company lawyer and their friend, 746 01:04:34,523 --> 01:04:38,100 You should have told them they needed contracts, 747 01:04:38,170 --> 01:04:40,756 They don't even suspect they're losing their jobs, 748 01:04:43,961 --> 01:04:47,156 - It's a bit harsh, - No shit, 749 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,360 Let's just finish the deal, 750 01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:57,740 That was the whole idea, but I'm willing to make a trade-off, 751 01:04:57,847 --> 01:05:01,708 Confess! Tell them you're sacking them, 752 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:04,432 - I promise, - I don't trust you, 753 01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:08,013 All you've done is trick me, 754 01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:18,031 Sign this promise, confessing you're firing them and taking their rights, 755 01:05:18,131 --> 01:05:21,065 I have done what I could, 756 01:05:21,171 --> 01:05:24,464 I'm not thrilled about signing something, 757 01:05:24,561 --> 01:05:30,224 The idea is God, You said so yourself, Even if Hitler was the writer, 758 01:05:30,321 --> 01:05:34,444 At the time, I didn't know the writer was Hitler, 759 01:05:34,512 --> 01:05:37,860 If you're serious about confessing, then sign it, 760 01:05:37,966 --> 01:05:43,629 And a maximum price, to stop you pulling these stunts, 761 01:05:43,725 --> 01:05:47,074 Shut up down there! 762 01:06:07,049 --> 01:06:11,107 Today,,, is a very grave day, 763 01:06:14,663 --> 01:06:20,259 I have decided to tell you something 764 01:06:20,358 --> 01:06:23,293 I should have told you ages ago, 765 01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:31,772 I can't do this,,, 766 01:06:31,876 --> 01:06:36,731 - You don't have to say it, - Let him get on with it, 767 01:06:38,754 --> 01:06:40,893 Yes, I do, 768 01:06:47,073 --> 01:06:50,552 Who never lets us down? 769 01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:53,336 Ravn 770 01:06:53,695 --> 01:06:57,011 In whose arms do we drown? 771 01:06:57,695 --> 01:06:58,840 Ravn's 772 01:06:58,942 --> 01:07:03,251 Who deserves the crown? 773 01:07:03,326 --> 01:07:06,937 Ravn, Ravn, Ravn,,, 774 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:14,905 You're all so sweet, It just makes it worse, 775 01:07:14,972 --> 01:07:18,386 If it's really important, just get it over with, 776 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:24,753 - You'll be angry, - We'll be angrier if you don't, 777 01:07:24,857 --> 01:07:28,882 I've been planning something, 778 01:07:28,985 --> 01:07:32,246 What have you been planning? 779 01:07:35,544 --> 01:07:41,292 - To fire all six of you, - Excuse me? 780 01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:49,355 To fire you without any compensation for Brooker 5, 781 01:07:53,555 --> 01:07:56,075 That's quite a plan, 782 01:07:58,355 --> 01:08:01,649 Dammit, Ravn, 783 01:08:01,715 --> 01:08:03,754 - Dammit, Ravn, - Dammit, 784 01:08:03,858 --> 01:08:06,573 - Ravn, dammit, - Dammit, 785 01:08:06,641 --> 01:08:09,957 Dammit, Ravn! 786 01:08:10,064 --> 01:08:12,966 Holy shit, 787 01:08:15,504 --> 01:08:21,318 May I pose a question before we all attack Ravn? 788 01:08:21,422 --> 01:08:25,994 Why did you plan this, Ravn? Why fire us? 789 01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:29,956 - Why cheat us out of Brooker 5? - Because,,, 790 01:08:30,029 --> 01:08:32,231 Yes,,,? 791 01:08:32,332 --> 01:08:35,081 Because,,, 792 01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:43,715 The boss of it all said so, 793 01:08:55,368 --> 01:08:58,466 I should've known, 794 01:08:59,622 --> 01:09:03,583 He didn't even have the guts to tell us himself, 795 01:09:12,036 --> 01:09:15,135 - Autumn is muggy, - Gorm,,, 796 01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:19,359 - Autumn is muggy, - Stop it, 797 01:09:19,427 --> 01:09:24,379 Autumn is fucking muggy! 798 01:09:25,505 --> 01:09:27,578 Gorm! Stop it! 799 01:09:38,399 --> 01:09:43,701 I didn't have the guts after all, They've got memories like,,, 800 01:09:43,774 --> 01:09:47,766 like,,, like,,, 801 01:09:47,869 --> 01:09:50,934 Elephants? 802 01:09:53,821 --> 01:09:59,089 Yes, I lie awake at night, I see their eyes before me, 803 01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:04,409 Forgiveness, you say! They'll never forgive me, 804 01:10:04,506 --> 01:10:07,059 Poor Mette is the worst, 805 01:10:07,129 --> 01:10:10,707 Nothing I say is good enough for that girl, 806 01:10:10,777 --> 01:10:13,296 I'm such a wuss! 807 01:10:13,368 --> 01:10:18,769 They can't forgive you if you don't confess, We had a contract, 808 01:10:18,872 --> 01:10:23,508 "I promise to confess," 809 01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:28,437 - Who signed? - I confessed to my plan, 810 01:10:28,501 --> 01:10:33,137 And told them that I forced you! That's not a confession, 811 01:10:33,236 --> 01:10:38,385 - That's not what I meant, - Why didn't the contract say so? 812 01:10:39,571 --> 01:10:44,622 Unfortunately for you, law is an extremely exact science, 813 01:10:44,691 --> 01:10:48,039 And therefore I demand 814 01:10:48,146 --> 01:10:52,454 that you honor the contracts you have signed, and sell, 815 01:10:52,528 --> 01:10:55,375 I've set up one last meeting with Finnur, 816 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:59,563 You don't want to show your face at work, 817 01:10:59,663 --> 01:11:02,978 So I've told them you're in the States 818 01:11:03,054 --> 01:11:05,639 until the day of the signing, 819 01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:23,235 Hi, It's me, We have to meet, On neutral ground, 820 01:11:34,408 --> 01:11:35,455 Mm! 821 01:11:36,808 --> 01:11:42,557 Legally, you can't touch him, He's got you, You have to sell, 822 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:47,813 - It's a total downer, - Yes, 823 01:11:47,878 --> 01:11:51,009 But he almost confessed, right? 824 01:11:51,077 --> 01:11:56,029 You have a knack for deliberate mental cruelty, 825 01:11:56,131 --> 01:11:58,302 You're right, 826 01:11:58,403 --> 01:12:02,680 But I'm better at being irritating on an intuitive level, 827 01:12:02,755 --> 01:12:04,957 What's his greatest fear? 828 01:12:06,849 --> 01:12:10,558 Not being loved, That's what it's all about, 829 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:15,959 He wants to be the big, cuddly teddy, otherwise he loses it, 830 01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:20,503 Take his place as the cuddly teddy bear, 831 01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:24,284 Do what Ravn did, Only better, 832 01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:31,356 Mm! 833 01:12:34,844 --> 01:12:36,819 Good morning, 834 01:12:38,107 --> 01:12:40,441 Hello there, 835 01:12:55,735 --> 01:12:59,925 Do you have room for tiny little me? 836 01:13:03,095 --> 01:13:06,575 Ravn! Won't you join us? 837 01:13:06,679 --> 01:13:09,099 The more the merrier, 838 01:13:09,173 --> 01:13:11,955 We thought you were in the States, 839 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:17,487 I was supposed to be, But I can see my valued U, S, buddies any time, 840 01:13:17,588 --> 01:13:21,864 But my most invaluable friends,,, 841 01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:25,768 I have only two more days with, 842 01:13:25,874 --> 01:13:29,289 - Right, Ravn? - Yes, 843 01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:32,621 Two more days in the bosom of the family, 844 01:13:34,288 --> 01:13:37,222 Autumn is a meteorological bombshell, 845 01:13:37,296 --> 01:13:42,249 Speaking of bombshells, I have a confession to make, 846 01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:46,605 Things got a bit heated last time, 847 01:13:46,702 --> 01:13:53,063 But when I tell you why I really came, you'll see you were wrong about me, 848 01:13:53,133 --> 01:13:56,744 - You're a bastard, - Quite possibly, 849 01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:59,178 But maybe not the way you think, 850 01:13:59,276 --> 01:14:05,570 I've been withholding information from you, 851 01:14:05,643 --> 01:14:10,082 That makes everything much better, Gee, thanks, we forgive you, 852 01:14:10,185 --> 01:14:16,098 I haven't been acting alone, There has been someone in the wings, 853 01:14:16,168 --> 01:14:23,073 This person deserves to be brought out into the light, 854 01:14:23,175 --> 01:14:28,990 It's someone above me, My superior, my boss, 855 01:14:29,093 --> 01:14:32,890 - It's getting very technical, - And who might that be? 856 01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:35,037 It is,,, 857 01:14:36,419 --> 01:14:40,031 ,,,the boss of the boss of it all, 858 01:14:44,898 --> 01:14:46,971 Now it's getting really complicated, 859 01:14:47,042 --> 01:14:50,075 Can anybody tell me what this means? 860 01:14:50,177 --> 01:14:52,598 No, 861 01:14:52,673 --> 01:14:56,502 So where is this boss of the boss of it all? 862 01:14:56,609 --> 01:15:00,568 In America, No surprise there, 863 01:15:02,078 --> 01:15:06,584 So you're not the real boss who makes the decisions? 864 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:12,410 I've had to disappoint Jokumsen on that point, too, 865 01:15:12,477 --> 01:15:17,692 All his anger and reproaches must, like yours, 866 01:15:17,756 --> 01:15:20,439 find a new target, 867 01:15:22,811 --> 01:15:25,079 I'm glad to hear it, 868 01:15:31,481 --> 01:15:35,758 You're all right, Svend, I could tell right away, 869 01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:39,955 We hicks have to know these things, 870 01:15:40,023 --> 01:15:45,205 As the boss' representative, 871 01:15:45,270 --> 01:15:50,964 allow me to apologize for the Brooker platform business, 872 01:15:51,029 --> 01:15:55,119 Because you were right all along, 873 01:15:56,981 --> 01:15:59,184 You can't help loving him, right? 874 01:16:02,068 --> 01:16:05,678 And to raise our spirits even more,,, 875 01:16:05,746 --> 01:16:10,480 The staff outing to Kullen is set for tomorrow, 876 01:16:10,546 --> 01:16:14,539 - Great! - Let's have one fun day together, 877 01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:18,088 How about a big group hug? Come on, Ravn! 878 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:32,233 - Come on, Mette! - Go, Poor Mette,,,! 879 01:16:43,595 --> 01:16:46,464 What are you hoping to achieve? 880 01:16:46,539 --> 01:16:49,288 Nothing, We're just having fun, 881 01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:53,569 Right here! 882 01:16:53,672 --> 01:16:59,007 Palnatoke bragged to Harald Bluetooth about how great a skier he was, 883 01:16:59,112 --> 01:17:04,229 "If you're that great, ski down the Kullen from here," 884 01:17:04,295 --> 01:17:07,971 - And he did, right here, - Then what? 885 01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:13,339 - Eh, I didn't read that far, - A human fault, You're evolving, 886 01:17:13,414 --> 01:17:17,984 And now Palnatoke will demonstrate 887 01:17:18,052 --> 01:17:20,735 his own unique Telemark style! 888 01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:36,927 - Ouch! - What's with your hand? 889 01:17:37,024 --> 01:17:40,886 It's my wrist, It's gone,,, 890 01:17:40,992 --> 01:17:46,588 limp again, I'm afraid it's a relapse, 891 01:17:46,655 --> 01:17:50,713 We'll soon fix that, 892 01:18:00,924 --> 01:18:05,495 The most resilient of men 893 01:18:05,563 --> 01:18:07,602 Svend 894 01:18:07,674 --> 01:18:11,056 Our new-found dearest friend 895 01:18:11,129 --> 01:18:12,558 Svend 896 01:18:12,633 --> 01:18:16,724 Eleven out of ten 897 01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:20,782 Svend, Svend, Svend 898 01:18:24,535 --> 01:18:26,956 More brandy, please! 899 01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:34,283 I can't take it anymore, What a bunch of parasites! 900 01:18:36,372 --> 01:18:41,260 I'm telling the boss of the boss of it all, 901 01:18:41,364 --> 01:18:47,887 The way you're wasting his money, You disgust me! 902 01:18:56,593 --> 01:18:59,723 You've found a crack, 903 01:18:59,792 --> 01:19:03,272 He is extremely corny, to put it mildly, 904 01:19:03,343 --> 01:19:07,783 So you need corny theater, You haven't been aiming low enough, 905 01:19:07,886 --> 01:19:11,878 Living-room realism, sentimentality,,, 906 01:19:11,949 --> 01:19:16,389 And clich�s, Clich�s, clich�s, 907 01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:22,155 Are you coming? 908 01:19:23,435 --> 01:19:26,915 It's time, Come on, 909 01:19:37,832 --> 01:19:44,640 - Why are you at the meeting? - Because boss of it all,,, 910 01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:47,908 Because the boss of it all said so, yes, 911 01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:03,390 We'll be in our cars five minutes from now, 912 01:20:05,827 --> 01:20:09,340 - Do we agree this time? - Yes, 913 01:20:12,738 --> 01:20:16,152 - On the price and terms? - Yes, 914 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,895 - Let's just sign, - Yes, 915 01:20:20,992 --> 01:20:26,686 And because everything is settled, allow me to send a message,,, 916 01:20:30,814 --> 01:20:35,156 These dates are all wrong, How embarrassing! 917 01:20:35,262 --> 01:20:37,465 I'll correct them, Sorry, 918 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:39,539 ,,,a message, 919 01:20:39,612 --> 01:20:43,409 At Aunt Titty and Uncle Carl's wedding anniversary,,, 920 01:20:43,483 --> 01:20:47,061 a collection was made in an old sock, 921 01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:54,578 But here we've been collecting every single day for ten years, 922 01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:57,813 Right here, 923 01:20:57,912 --> 01:21:02,418 The day came for Aunt Titty and Uncle Carl, 924 01:21:02,488 --> 01:21:06,480 as it will for us, when the party is over, 925 01:21:08,215 --> 01:21:13,811 We wake up one morning and put out our hands,,, 926 01:21:14,806 --> 01:21:18,153 ,,,and all we grasp is thin air, 927 01:21:21,012 --> 01:21:23,400 And you, 928 01:21:23,475 --> 01:21:25,777 and me, 929 01:21:25,844 --> 01:21:27,632 and the two of us, 930 01:21:27,731 --> 01:21:32,269 these three people are but a saga, 931 01:21:37,617 --> 01:21:42,088 You, who were once my very life, 932 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:45,640 and I, who was once yours, 933 01:21:45,743 --> 01:21:49,158 shall never again hold hands, 934 01:21:51,566 --> 01:21:54,565 And to whom is this message addressed? 935 01:21:54,637 --> 01:22:00,201 The man who is always the first to curse himself for his mistakes, 936 01:22:00,268 --> 01:22:04,261 but the first to forgive us ours, 937 01:22:04,364 --> 01:22:08,585 - Who do I mean? - Ravn,,, 938 01:22:08,683 --> 01:22:12,327 - Louder! - Ravn, 939 01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:16,485 You carried us in your heart, Ravn, 940 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:24,066 You brought us together, You gave generously of your love, 941 01:22:27,079 --> 01:22:29,500 And now you're going away,,, 942 01:22:29,607 --> 01:22:33,217 like bubbles in the bay, 943 01:22:33,318 --> 01:22:38,074 On your way to greater deeds, But one thing we promise, 944 01:22:38,149 --> 01:22:42,174 Whether begging or biting, near or far, 945 01:22:42,277 --> 01:22:45,374 your home will always be 946 01:22:45,475 --> 01:22:50,079 in our hearts, in this green and pleasant land, 947 01:22:51,394 --> 01:22:55,038 Always, You were always there for us, 948 01:22:55,106 --> 01:22:59,066 But, dammit, who was there for you? 949 01:22:59,137 --> 01:23:05,301 And know this, as the swallow twittered beneath the eaves, 950 01:23:05,408 --> 01:23:08,539 this is not adieu, but au revoir! 951 01:23:29,339 --> 01:23:34,095 Thanks for your words, May they be the last, 952 01:23:42,137 --> 01:23:45,781 Thanks for sentimentality so nauseating 953 01:23:45,879 --> 01:23:50,897 that no living creature could possibly take it seriously, 954 01:24:04,371 --> 01:24:07,218 Do you have something to say, Mr, Ravn? 955 01:24:07,284 --> 01:24:11,058 Is there anything we have overlooked? 956 01:24:14,225 --> 01:24:17,192 Do tell us, Mr, Ravn, 957 01:24:29,135 --> 01:24:32,964 I'm the boss of it all, 958 01:24:34,575 --> 01:24:37,323 I own the company, 959 01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:41,866 I make the decisions, 960 01:24:56,361 --> 01:24:58,979 Gorm is right, 961 01:24:59,049 --> 01:25:02,660 He is right, Autumn is muggy, 962 01:25:02,728 --> 01:25:05,575 Real muggy, 963 01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:08,323 Gaggingly muggy, 964 01:25:21,156 --> 01:25:23,578 I'm sorry, 965 01:25:23,812 --> 01:25:25,601 I'm sorry, 966 01:25:28,675 --> 01:25:31,904 Thank you, Ravn, 967 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,837 Was it really so hard to say? 968 01:25:42,912 --> 01:25:46,807 I always knew you were the boss, 969 01:25:46,879 --> 01:25:51,254 You'd have to be stupid not to see that, 970 01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:57,304 I forgive you, Ravn, 971 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,510 Come on, 972 01:26:07,611 --> 01:26:10,906 On your feet,,, Upsy-daisy, 973 01:26:11,003 --> 01:26:12,978 All the way, 974 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,574 What about that signature? 975 01:26:27,991 --> 01:26:29,747 Are you going to sell, or what? 976 01:26:32,342 --> 01:26:34,676 That might be tricky, 977 01:26:34,742 --> 01:26:38,932 How can Kristoffer sell what's never been his? 978 01:26:41,493 --> 01:26:45,615 No, Mr, Sigurdsson, there will be no sale, 979 01:26:45,715 --> 01:26:50,537 The company is more strongly united than ever, 980 01:26:51,955 --> 01:26:56,176 And more so, when I've put right a few sins of the past, 981 01:26:56,273 --> 01:26:59,851 I have some offshoring to see to, 982 01:27:03,152 --> 01:27:06,381 Outsourcing! 983 01:27:08,303 --> 01:27:13,932 The word is outsourcing, You said offshoring, It's outsourcing, 984 01:27:14,030 --> 01:27:19,016 What you're doing right now is what irritates me the most, 985 01:27:19,086 --> 01:27:21,703 You're forgetting the actor, 986 01:27:23,308 --> 01:27:25,577 You're right, Sorry, 987 01:27:25,644 --> 01:27:29,091 Kristoffer deserves the credit for making me confess, 988 01:27:29,163 --> 01:27:33,635 - Everything's due to you, - That's all very well, 989 01:27:35,177 --> 01:27:37,446 But that's not how it works, 990 01:27:37,545 --> 01:27:41,735 You don't just jump from hell to happily-ever-after, 991 01:27:41,801 --> 01:27:46,556 There are certain formalities that have to be kept, 992 01:27:46,663 --> 01:27:49,860 You're right! 993 01:27:49,927 --> 01:27:54,017 Let's annul these fucking contracts right now, 994 01:27:56,454 --> 01:28:03,163 And now you just waive the power of attorney to sell the firm, 995 01:28:03,237 --> 01:28:06,433 - No, - What? 996 01:28:06,532 --> 01:28:08,736 No, No, no, no, 997 01:28:08,804 --> 01:28:15,840 There are binding commitments you can't annul by the stroke of a pen, 998 01:28:15,938 --> 01:28:20,094 We are no longer interested in a deal 999 01:28:20,162 --> 01:28:26,718 since it's clear that the man with the pen is not the company's legal owner, 1000 01:28:26,816 --> 01:28:30,361 From his reading of the sagas my client knows 1001 01:28:30,432 --> 01:28:34,588 that he who deals with stooges deals with nobody, 1002 01:28:42,237 --> 01:28:47,987 Our client just remembered some new scriptures 1003 01:28:48,092 --> 01:28:53,109 that indicate a more modern interpretation, 1004 01:28:53,211 --> 01:28:56,626 More appropriately rendered: 1005 01:28:56,730 --> 01:29:01,518 "He who deals with a man without power of attorney deals with nobody," 1006 01:29:03,513 --> 01:29:07,473 As our client sees it, the man with the pen 1007 01:29:07,544 --> 01:29:13,042 is indeed furnished with power of attorney, and that's fine with him, 1008 01:29:16,342 --> 01:29:20,848 What's going on, Kristoffer? It worked out like you wanted, 1009 01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:24,299 Yeah, more or less, 1010 01:29:24,405 --> 01:29:30,099 - You're not thinking of signing! - It's beyond me, I'm an actor, 1011 01:29:30,196 --> 01:29:34,952 Whether I sign or not is up to my character, 1012 01:29:35,027 --> 01:29:37,776 I'll have to ask him, 1013 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:40,492 But your character is to blame for all this, 1014 01:29:40,593 --> 01:29:43,113 It's probably just a formality, 1015 01:29:43,184 --> 01:29:46,533 I need space to consult my character, 1016 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,575 After all, he is the boss of it all, 1017 01:29:53,231 --> 01:29:55,435 What's going on? 1018 01:29:55,503 --> 01:29:59,277 He's being contrary, He's an actor, 1019 01:29:59,342 --> 01:30:03,596 He couldn't stand it when Ravn got all the attention, 1020 01:30:03,660 --> 01:30:08,297 He's just putting on a show, now that everyone is looking at him, 1021 01:30:08,395 --> 01:30:10,948 I hope,,, 1022 01:30:24,777 --> 01:30:27,875 No! Hang on a moment, 1023 01:30:32,871 --> 01:30:36,166 I can't make final contact, 1024 01:30:36,263 --> 01:30:40,321 I seem to hear the boss saying something, 1025 01:30:40,422 --> 01:30:44,217 And then it might be the opposite, 1026 01:30:44,293 --> 01:30:47,641 Silence in the back! Shh! 1027 01:30:47,748 --> 01:30:52,897 You have to breathe life into your material, 1028 01:30:52,995 --> 01:30:56,987 What are your character's moral values? 1029 01:30:57,058 --> 01:30:59,163 It's fascinating, 1030 01:31:03,105 --> 01:31:07,675 And let me be completely frank,,, 1031 01:31:08,927 --> 01:31:11,611 I haven't the slightest clue, 1032 01:31:11,711 --> 01:31:17,723 There are sympathies and antipathies, trying to cancel each other out, 1033 01:31:17,823 --> 01:31:21,236 I'll just listen some more, 1034 01:31:29,180 --> 01:31:32,048 I got it, 1035 01:31:39,450 --> 01:31:43,127 Close call, but the sympathy meter needle 1036 01:31:43,194 --> 01:31:47,949 just managed to sway in favor of Ravn and his staff, 1037 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:55,949 You shitty, shitty, shit-faced Danes, 1038 01:31:56,055 --> 01:32:01,039 With all your damned chatter, You gave us 400 years of torment, 1039 01:32:02,933 --> 01:32:06,064 Is the idiot going to sign or not? 1040 01:32:08,757 --> 01:32:11,789 I abhor the Danish race, 1041 01:32:18,451 --> 01:32:21,798 What was the last thing? 1042 01:32:21,873 --> 01:32:28,069 He said the whole business was absurd, As absurd as,,, 1043 01:32:28,144 --> 01:32:30,959 Gambini, 1044 01:32:31,024 --> 01:32:33,958 Gambini? 1045 01:32:34,031 --> 01:32:36,648 Antonio Stavro Gambini? 1046 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:40,427 The Hanged Cat, One act, 1969, 1047 01:32:45,261 --> 01:32:47,715 Some say late 1968, 1048 01:32:50,924 --> 01:32:53,705 Oh, shit, 1049 01:33:46,785 --> 01:33:50,493 Forget it, It's Gambini, 1050 01:34:07,773 --> 01:34:11,253 The chimney sweep's monologue, 1051 01:34:16,730 --> 01:34:20,886 And so we reached, on the verge of giving up, 1052 01:34:20,986 --> 01:34:23,255 the end of our comedy. 1053 01:34:23,322 --> 01:34:28,950 Like you, I would like to get home, but I'd like to apologize 1054 01:34:29,016 --> 01:34:33,325 to those who wanted more and those who wanted less. 1055 01:34:33,399 --> 01:34:37,293 Those who got what they came for... deserve it.